Making Appointments
I’m available strictly by appointment. That way, I can structure the day’s events, so I know where I am, and you know where you are.
Prices are for outcalls only, and include my cab to and from you in the Ealing area only. Other areas by arrangement, POA. All Massage must be paid by bank transfer before I leave to attend you.
My bank details are:
- Sort Code: 20-58-51
- Account number: 83248828
- Account name: Mr S Barnes.
Arrange your appointment a day in advance wherever possible
Please arrange your appointment with me a day in advance if possible. If you contact me on the same day, availability is reduced, resulting in my not being able to see you.
Please let me know by 9.30am at the latest, for an afternoon or evening appointment on the same day. Also, bear in mind, I may already be booked for a time you would have liked.
Most important of all, I don’t work in a manner that would treat anybody as though they’re on a conveyor belt.
My service is of a very special, warm, gentle, sensual, nurturing nature. That can’t be done in a hurry. I never compromise on giving my clients the quality time they deserve. To that end, I will not rush.
Before booking, I ask you to observe the following
Check that you’re someone I’d like working with. Are we a good fit? I have details about this on the questions and answers page. It’s in your best interests to read it.
This massage is very intense. It can cause your heart to pound, and race quite rapidly. This is because it’s capable of causing extreme states of arousal. It can make you feel very light headed, possibly giddy, and quite faint, as well.
For this reason, this massage is unsafe for anyone classified as clinically obese, has any circulatory disorders, or a BMI of 28 or higher. If you are elderly, for the same reasons, your body would be unlikely to cope with the changes, and the intensity.
The same applies with regards to being on prescribed medication for any heart, circulatory, lung, or other conditions.
This massage is unsuitable if:
- You are just looking for sex.
- You have any untreated STI.
- Have a contagious or infectious skin condition (ie, cellulitis, warts, herpes or shingles).
- Cold or flu symptoms, or stomach upset.
- Corona virus symptoms.
- 115kg or above, or BMI of 28 or greater. (If most weight is lean muscle mass, and you’re a healthy, gentle giant, then you’ll be absolutely fine).
- Are elderly, and considered frail.
If you are not sure, please get a medical check up with your doctor first.
Check your schedule properly
Have you allowed enough time for your massage? If you’re in a rush, it’s not going to work. You won’t relax properly.
I’m very patient and dedicated. If you’re flustered, on edge, have your mind on other matters, then you won’t get the best from your session. In cases like these, no matter how hard I work, in an attempt to please you, you won’t appreciate it.
Customers Testimonials
What a amazing experience! Steve, you are fantastic. Deep tissue sensual massage was something I never forget. I enjoyed every minute, it was great! Tnx, Frank
I enjoyed every minute, it was great!
Many thanks for the last visit ( Pity you can not be packaged for a home visit! ) Have a good 2018. Alan
Many thanks for the last visit
You are the sweetest gentle fucking giant, you! With every full body orgasm I had, the more relaxed and free I felt. The final climax didn't just make me squirt like fuck, it made me feel like radiating sunlight. Can't believe how stupidly worried I was. You are the sweetest gentle fucking giant, you!
Can’t believe how stupidly worried I was
I feel like I've been reborn. A x
I feel like I’ve been reborn!
Really good nurturing massage and good service
“Steve took the time to find out what my needs were. He clearly understands and works well with people. His massage was firm when needed, and gentle and effective also. Quite close to the station, very easy to find; he's a gem among the masseurs of London. In fact I think he's an angel.“Nigel
Steve, thank you for the most lustrous massage experience on 20th Dec. I look forward to our next session. John xx
The most lustrous massage experience
Fabulous!
“Just had a really fabulous time with Steve. Took care of muscle aches ( I overdid it at the gym), and had the most amazing fullbody pleasure. I've never shaken like that before!“Alan
I wanna bottle you up n take you home!
Awesome, Stevio! I wanna bottle you up and take ya home! See ya next time, boy! 😉 Warm relaxed feeling round my arse I’m Sitting on my patio with a warm smile, and a warm, relaxed feeling round my arse! Thank you! XX A.Hi Steve, Just wanted to say thank you for a wonderful experience. It was amazing and it was so nice sharing a real intimate connection with you. It was something really pushing me out of comfort zone but I enjoyed it immensely nonetheless and I felt safe with you. You actually made me feel incredibly attractive too- I kinda couldn't believe it as I don't often look at myself in that way, something I'm working on. Thanks, Lewis
Just wanted to say thank you for a wonderful experience
Amazing! Can I just say that was amazing. Fucking hell. I need all the control in the world not to want to experience that again tomorrow. And the next day. And the next day. Fuck!
I need all the control in the world not to want to experience that again
Writhing in ecstasy How could I forget that massage? You had me writhing on the massage t in aable state of utter ecstasy, while I was given free range to admire and stroke that fantastic, hairy body of yours! Something I’m not likely to ever forget…which is why I would like a repeat visit - D
Writhing on the massage table in a state of utter ecstasy!
Master Masseur “I've enjoyed several superb massages from Steve. He's a caring, creative, masseur who really puts his best into all the aspects his passion which happens to be his work. A sensory delight for each sense is in store for you as is a sublime experience - the perfect antidote to our modern lives.“
Master Masseur!
