Making Appointments

Making Appointments

Making appointments. I’m available strictly by appointment, and I work privately. I don’t offer massage of a drop-in kind, like you might get if you go into a barber’s shop. By making appointments, I can structure the day properly, so I know where I am, and you know where you are.

Deposits will be required to confirm your booking

You will need to pay a 50% non-returnable deposit to secure your massage appointment. I cannot take bookings without it.

Before I accept any appointment, it’s necessary to pay a 50% non-returnable deposit in advance. As you can imagine, there’s lots of people who supposedly ‘make appointments,’ then never show up. This inconsiderate, disrespectful conduct previously prevented other genuine clients from seeing me.

The deposit can be paid by bank transfer. If that proves difficult ( you want to be discreet, for instance), cash in an envelope, posted through my letterbox, is equally acceptable. I can also accept Postal orders. Postal orders can be purchased at any post office, and sent to my address ( available on request). It’s another perfectly discreet way of ensuring you have your appointment booked and confirmed.

The deposit needs to be paid before your appointment is due. Leaving it until the last minute means I won’t be able to schedule your appointment at all.

When I receive your deposit, in whichever fashion, I will give you a quick text, or email, to let you know it’s been safely received. Deposits must be received prior to the agreed appointment date and time, otherwise your appointment will be void.

I have been contacted by men recently, wanting to arrange appointments. However, they were reluctant to send deposits. Various excuses were sited as to why they can’t do so. It’s evident they are not genuinely interested, nor serious, about booking properly. Why I am contacted by them, is, therefore, a complete puzzle to me.

If you cancel late (less than 48 hours prior to the agreed appointment time), your deposit will be held for you to rebook within a period of 6 weeks. After this time, you will not be refunded.

I can give you my bank details on request. Genuine clients have no issue doing so. They love what I do, and can barely wait for their time with me to arrive again.

Arrange your appointment well in advance

I’m particularly busy, so please arrange your appointment with me well in advance. If you contact me about same day availability, it is unlikely I’ll be able to see you. You’ll also have to pay the required 50% deposit before your booking is accepted. You must allow enough time for me to receive it, before your appointment starts.

I may already be booked for a time slot you may have preferred. This is precisely the reason why I need as much notice as possible.

Most important of all, I don’t work in a manner that would treat anybody as though they’re on a conveyor belt.

My service is of a very special, warm, gentle, sensual, nurturing nature. That can’t be done in a hurry. I never compromise on giving my clients the quality time they deserve. To that end, I will not rush.

Before booking, I ask you to observe the following

Check that you’re someone I’d like working with. Are we a good fit? I have details about this on the questions and answers page. It’s in your best interests to read it. Sometimes, I don’t feel the right connection with somebody. Connection is a chemical bond between two people. It cannot be determined by conversation over phone or via message in any form.

Please don’t assume I’ll have a good connection with you, just because you might find me attractive, or think I should. Should comes with conditions. Could, however, is entirely different.

This massage is very intense. It can cause your heart to pound, and race quite rapidly. This is because it’s capable of causing extreme states of arousal. It can make you feel very light headed, possibly giddy, and quite faint, as well. 

Who is the massage not suitable for?

For this reason, this massage is unsafe for anyone classified as clinically obese. Anyone who has any circulatory disorders, or a BMI of 28 or higher. If you are elderly, for the same reasons, your body would be unlikely to cope with the changes, and the intensity. I have done this massage elderly men before. They were constantly bothered, and worrying that it would kill them. So it’s best avoided in this case. If you get that worried, this massage is not for you.

The same applies with regards to being on prescribed medication for any heart, circulatory, lung, or other conditions.

This massage is unsuitable if:

• You are simply looking for sex.
• You have any untreated STI.
• Have a contagious or infectious skin condition (ie, cellulitis, warts, herpes or shingles).
• Cold or flu symptoms, or stomach upset.
• Corona virus symptoms.
• 115kg or above, or BMI of 28 or greater. (If most weight is lean muscle mass, and you’re a healthy, gentle giant, or bodybuilder, then you’ll be absolutely fine).
• Are elderly, considered frail.

If you are not sure, please get a medical check up with your doctor first. 

Check your schedule properly 

Have you allowed enough time for your massage? If you’re in a rush, it’s not going to work. You won’t relax properly. 

I’m very patient and dedicated. If you’re flustered, on edge, have your mind on other matters, then you won’t get the best from your session. In cases like these, no matter how hard I work, in an attempt to please you, you won’t appreciate it.