Making Appointments

Making Appointments

I’m available strictly by appointment. That way, I can structure the day’s events, so I know where I am, and you know where you are.

Please ask for my bank details. You cannot book your massage without them.

Before I accept any appointment, it’s necessary to pay for the massage in advance. If you decline to do this, then the appointment is void, and does not exist. As you might imagine, there’s a lot of people who enjoy making red-herring appointments. I don’t have any time for such capers. Late cancellations (less than 48 hours prior to the agreed appointment time) will be charged for, and no refund will be made. I will give you my bank details on request. As a rule, genuine clients have no issues paying me in advance. They love what I do, and can barely wait for their time with me to arrive.

Arrange your appointment a day in advance wherever possible

Please arrange your appointment with me a day in advance if possible. If you contact me on the same day, availability is reduced, resulting in my not being able to see you.

Please let me know by 9.30am at the latest, for an afternoon or evening appointment on the same day. Also, bear in mind, I may already be booked for a time you would have liked.

Most important of all, I don’t work in a manner that would treat anybody as though they’re on a conveyor belt.

My service is of a very special, warm, gentle, sensual, nurturing nature. That can’t be done in a hurry. I never compromise on giving my clients the quality time they deserve. To that end, I will not rush.

Before booking, I ask you to observe the following

Check that you’re someone I’d like working with. Are we a good fit? I have details about this on the questions and answers page. It’s in your best interests to read it. 

This massage is very intense. It can cause your heart to pound, and race quite rapidly. This is because it’s capable of causing extreme states of arousal. It can make you feel very light headed, possibly giddy, and quite faint, as well. 

For this reason, this massage is unsafe for anyone classified as clinically obese, has any circulatory disorders, or a BMI of 28 or higher. If you are elderly, for the same reasons, your body would be unlikely to cope with the changes, and the intensity.

The same applies with regards to being on prescribed medication for any heart, circulatory, lung, or other conditions.

This massage is unsuitable if:

• You are just looking for sex.
• You have any untreated STI.
• Have a contagious or infectious skin condition (ie, cellulitis, warts, herpes or shingles).
• Cold or flu symptoms, or stomach upset.
• Corona virus symptoms.
• 115kg or above, or BMI of 28 or greater. (If most weight is lean muscle mass, and you’re a healthy, gentle giant, then you’ll be absolutely fine).
• Are elderly, and considered frail.

If you are not sure, please get a medical check up with your doctor first. 

Check your schedule properly 

Have you allowed enough time for your massage? If you’re in a rush, it’s not going to work. You won’t relax properly. 

I’m very patient and dedicated. If you’re flustered, on edge, have your mind on other matters, then you won’t get the best from your session. In cases like these, no matter how hard I work, in an attempt to please you, you won’t appreciate it.