Questions and answers
The questions and answers page aims to answer your most frequently asked questions.
If there’s anything you can’t see answered here, please get in touch by email and let me know. It might prove useful to others.
Though I’m happy to answer most questions, I refuse to answer personal questions, or anything relating to sex. It’s not of interest to me or my clients.
Prices
1 Hour £120
1.5 hours £160
2 hours £200
Get £20 off when you pay the full fee in advance. Bank transfer is preferred, though you can also seal the cash in an envelope and post it through my front door. You could also pay by sending postal orders. Postal orders will need to clear well in advance.
No bookings can be made without payment in advance.
Address and bank details are available on request. These details will also be sent to you via email when you make a booking inquiry.
How to make a booking request
To make a booking request, you first need to select the type of massage service you want.
Next, the calendar will appear, showing available dates. Please click on the date you want.
Once you've done so, you'll see a form. Enter the required information.
The form won't send if this isn't completed properly. Some fields are mandatory.
When you click on Submit inquiry, you'll receive an email notification that your booking request has been sent.
I'll be similarly notified. The requests need to be manually approved, which can't be done at night.
From there, we can make your booking. You'll receive an offer to make payment. This'll have all information, including address and bank details.
If your booking request is declined, someone may have taken the date just before you.
Despair not- we can always arrange another date that's possible. If you need to know anything else, please ask.
If you're worried about how the booking process works, give it a trial run. You're under no obligation to go ahead until you feel happy.
You'll be able to see how it works. Should you have any problems, I'll try my best to help.
Mutual Touch
Mutual touch is not permitted. You pay me to massage you.Â
Some men expect the massage to include "respectful mutual touch." There's nothing respectful about touching your practitioner intimately, especially expecting to be able to do so. I have no contract with you for that.
That has much to do with connection. Some men have no connection, and touching the practitioner without permisssion is unacceptable.
If you want to play about with someone, you'll need to contact an escort and arrange something with them instead.
Personal Hygeine
I have some clients for massage who've not cleaned themselves properly, which is very unpleasant.
Please ensure you are thoroughly scrubbed and clean, especially in your intimate areas.Â
Arriving for your sensual massage inadequately clean is disrespectful. It shows you clearly have no self-respect.
Also, please ensure you avoid wearing any extremely strong colognes, body-sprays or aftershave, as this is really stifling.
I often have allergic reactions to these. I won't be able to massage you, because I'll be unable to breathe properly.
If you must wear it, use really tiny quantities only. Otherwise, the massage facilities smell for months afterward.
This causes other men to leave, because the smell simply can't be got rid of.
Location
I work from my home in Strode Road, Street, Somerset UK.
Please see the map shown below. The exact address is given on booking for the purpose of discretion.
Do I have to be gay?
You don't have to be gay at all. You could be married, bi-sexual, or curious.
It doesn't matter in the slightest. It's about how you feel in the moment that's important, so you can enjoy your massage.
There's no right or wrong. Around 98% of my clients are straight, married, or in a relationship.
Can the massage help with premature ejaculation?
Yes, indeed it can, as long as you follow any instructions I give during the massage, and allow your body to enjoy the succour of what I do.Â
You must allow yourself to be fully self-aware, not be unduly distracted, and present in the moment.
Otherwise, there is a possibility it might not work.
It's about relaxing into what you're feeling. Allowing yourself to savour the sensations you feel.
Many fear they'll cum too quickly. By doing so, they hold their breath, instead of breathing constantly.
They often focus too much on reaching climax, rather than challenging themselves to concentrate and hold on.
By relaxing, and being fully concious of what I'm doing, relaxing into the joy, will bring you many benefits of full body orgasms without ejaculation.
This in turn helps you with your self-control.
Cancellation Policy
Cancellations within 48 hours of your appointed time will not be refunded.
Your payment is deemed acceptance of this policy.
Can I choose the masseur I want?
As I'm self-employed, I don't employ anyone else, so that could be a challenge.
The pictures show me, doing what I love most. There are no others to choose from.
If you don't like my look, that's unfortunate. If you want someone else, look elsewhere by doing more online research.
There's something I want to know, but can't find
Should this be the case, please contact me by email. I'll help all I can.
It may also be helpful for me to post it as a question and answer topic to help other website visitors.
I ask that you confine questions to genuine, appropriate topics, and avoid asking sexually related, or personal questions.
Any inappropriate questions will remain unanswered.
I've sent several texts, you haven't replied!
That's unfortunate. When I'm busy, which happens to be most of the time, my phone is on silent.
My clients have paid for my professional time, and that time is sacred.
The client having their massage is at the centre of the universe.Â
If you're expecting an immediate reply, then you're likely to be disappointed.
I do my best to respond as soon as I'm next available.
If, per chance, you may have texted me asking something inappropriate, it's likely I've blocked your number.
Messages like that are just an utter nuiscance.
I'm more than happy to reply to genuine, decent messages when available to do so.
I'm trying to call you, but I keep getting the answerphone.
Please be patient. When I'm doing a massage, my phone is turned to silent. Thus, I am not available.
I'm sure you wouldn't want your massage experience shattered by a sudden ringtone. So my phone is silenced before I begin every session.
When my client has left, I switch it back to normal. I will do my best to answer as soon as circumstances allow.
Night-time calls can't be answered. My phone is automatically scheduled to be silent from 10pm through until 8am.
If you care to leave a short message, including your name and number, I'll call you next morning only if safe to do so.
What do you look like? I can't find any pictures
There are plenty of pictures of me on the website. Here's another one.
If you're looking for pictures of anything else, you're barking up the wrong tree.
Do you massage couples?
I can massage couples. However, there are some points to be born in mind.
The massage studio is very small, and the space quite restrictive.
Therefore it's not physically possible to massage you both at the same time.
That would result in very unsatisfying massage. I always dedicate my energy to one person at a time.Â
Importantly, I'm not the third person in a threesome. I'm not a swinger, and don't become involved in this manner.
If that's what you're looking for, I don't provide it.
I do provide sensual massage training and coaching for couples for the right price.
Much time must be dedicated to doing it. If the price is insufficient, then it's not economically viable.
Please email me for details if it's something you may be interested in doing.
How much notice should I give?
Realistically, I need as much notice as possible. Many are now booking months in advance.
On occasion, a time-slot may not be availble due to already being taken.
By booking and paying in advance by bank transfer, you can get yourself a £20 discount.
This isn't availble for same-day bookings, and, as you might imagine, a late same-day appointment might well be impossible anyway.Â
Some just can't help leaving it until the last minute, then end up being disappointed.
You need to strike while the iron's hot. Dither about, and it's gone.
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Mobile devices
Mobile devices can be a source of annoyance.
Please make sure you silence, or turn off your mobile device when you arrive.
I have had some clients leave their devices on, and insisted they stay next to them.
Alarms, alerts, ringtones, twitters, squeaks, whistles, whatever, are extremely distracting.
The result. Their massage gets ruined, because it's interrupted numerous times.Â
Sudden loud noises pull me right out of the meditative state I entered when I began the massage.
I always switch mine off so that you're not disturbed.Â
Urgent matters needing your attention means you're in the wrong frame of mind for massage. You won't relax properly.
Anything pressing should be out of the way. I ask that you turn your devices off before I start.
Are we a good fit?
In order that you have the very best massage, it's best for there to be a good, strong connection between us.
I really like massaging very fit men, ideally between 21 and 50 years of age.
I have a particular enjoyment of massaging men that are very sporty, preferably dedicated fitness enthusiasts.
Several types spring to mind:
Athletes, dancers, gymnasts, cyclists, bodybuilders, runners, football players, rugby players, boxers, swimmers. You get the idea.
Please have a great sense of humour, because I'm quite quirky, and some think me weird.
I'd sooner be like I am than be normal, because there's no known definition of what normal is.
What I have learned, is the better I can laugh with someone, the more I enjoy their company.
So if you've got a great sense of humour, and can handle my peculiarities, so much the better.
We'll be on the same page if we have stuff in common.
Laughter is good for the soul. There are few sounds as lovely as laughter.
I love it when men have a positive sunny disposition, because it lights up everyone's lives and makes you really special.
I particularly like men who are confident with themselves. Be human, and fallible.
That's the only way anyone can be real.
If you're open to new experiences, with an open heart and open mind, you'll have the best massage.
