Questions and Answers

I get asked a lot about my personal details. What I do with, or to, other clients during a massage is confidential. Save your texts, emails and phone calls, because I won’t be getting into any personal details or information. There are, unfortunately, those who think I am under an obligation to do so. Just a reminder that nobody has any right whatsoever to ask. In my experience, only extremely rude people ever do this.

I’m happy for you to contact me using WhatsApp if you prefer. This gives you more options to contact me than using text, email or phone, or by leaving an offline message on Tawkto.  I realise its a useful platform, and costs nothing to use, which can be a game changer.

I try to respond on WhatsApp whenever I can. Though it shows me as online when I’m connected to WiFi, I may not respond immediately if I’m doing a massage, or occupied in some way. Please bear in mind, I’m not into sexting, and will not get into inane, inappropriate, or personal details. Everything about me can be found on the website if you need to know it. What isn’t there is not on offer. When you contact me on WhatsApp, let me know you’ve seen my website, so we’re on the same page.

If you want to engage in mutual touch, read this section carefully. It’s particularly important you do so, before making an appointment. 

Often, I find myself helping someone with location details, descriptions of the different types of massage, the cost, many of the logistics necessary. 

Then, at the last minute, ask if they can touch me during the massage. I’m expected to agree to this, without them first checking to see if we’re a good fit, and without my knowing anything about them at all.

For there to be mutual touch, I will need to have a very good connection. To that end, we’ll need to be a good fit. Please look at the question Are we a good fit below.

I won’t consent to any mutual touch over the phone, by text or email, or WhatsApp, if I can’t see who’s asking.  If you ask, please send a current full photo via email or WhatsApp. 

This must show your physique and face, including your eyes, with no dark glasses. I prefer you to be wearing light clothing or shorts. I have no interest in close-ups of other body parts. They’re not relevant, and will be ignored.

Your photo helps me decide how I feel we might get on. If you aren’t sure whether we’ll be a good fit, then my suggestion is to send a photograph, as detailed above.

Consent is a very important part of my work, too. There’s a page about the Wheel of Consent. Please read it, because it’s there to help make sure I give you the most amazing massage. This can only happen when I’m feeling 100% comfortable and at ease with you. If we’re not comfortable with each other, or, I feel I can’t trust you, you may be disappointed.

In order that you get the very best massage, its usually best for there to be a good, strong connection between masseur and client.

For me, a good fit, is massaging fit men, ideally, between 21-50 years of age, in great physical shape.

I’m particularly attracted to, and especially, enjoy massaging guys who are sporty, and are dedicated fitness enthusiasts. There are several who spring to mind:

Athletes,
Dancers,
Gymnasts,
Cyclists,
Runners,
Footballers,
Rugby players,
Bodybuilders,
Boxers,
Martial-Arts Enthusiasts,
Swimmers,
Personal Trainers

I like you to have a great sense of humour. I have a very quirky sense of humour. So, if you have, too, you’ll find we’ll be even more connected. Similarities, and things in common, especially a sense of humour, are great, because it means we’re on the same page.

Laughter is good for the Soul- there’s few sounds as lovely as laughter. A great sense of humour is like a form of escape. So I love it when you have a positive, sunny disposition, because it lights everyone’s lives up. And it makes you really special.

I particularly like men who are confident with themselves. Being confident is part of your identity. Being yourself is good. You’d have a very hard time being someone you’re not! Be human, and fallible. And be very real.

There are few places where you can really be yourself these days, and, surprisingly, it can be quite difficult with certain people. I prefer to be yourself, and I encourage you to be, so you get the most from your time with me. That way, I can be myself, too.

You can be of any ethnicity. If you’re open to new experiences, with an open heart, and open mind, will have the best massage.

Because you are older doesn’t preclude you from having massage. Far from it. I’m not ageist. I’m hardly a spring chicken myself, at 56 years old!

It comes down to a simple, honest fact. That fact is “Trust.” If you are a gentleman, who can be trusted to conduct yourself in a respectful way, then I don’t have any problem massaging you at all. Nor would it bother me what your weight is, or how you look.

This is an arena where honesty has an important place. I’m sharing the reasons why I work with the men I choose to.

I happen to be very attracted to younger, fitter, men. I’m probably not alone. The principal reason is, from my own experience, younger men are much more respectful around boundaries, and comfort areas, with mutual touch. They always ask permission before touching me.

I’m not accusing you of  being somebody who is in any way abusive, but, the vast majority of incidents of being grabbed inappropriately, pulled about, and sexually assaulted, and molested, even when I’ve asked for it to stop, have been committed by men between 50 and 85 years of age.

I realise the massage I offer is sensual. It doesn’t mean, by rote, that anyone who comes to my studio has the right to molest me. I know that some masseurs encourage “hot, mutual touch..”

I am one who does not.

What isn’t involved:

I do not enjoy any sexual engagement with men I don’t gel with, or, am not physically attracted to. There’s nothing I can do about that, and nothing that can change it. I am who I am, which makes me unique, fallible, and human. Just like you.

Grabbing me, or putting hands or feet where they shouldn’t be going, trying to kiss me, play with my nipples ( which, incidentally, have absolutely no pleasure-sensitivity whatsoever ) does nothing for me at all. Far from being excited, I will, actually, be really annoyed. The same goes for my genitals.

Anyone doing so will be asked to stop. If that happens, I expect sufficient respect for me by not continuing. Anyone who doesn’t stop, will be asked to leave, and will have to pay the full fee. If you’re going to be abusive toward me in my own home, I will be very upset.

All you have to do is ask my permission, to find out if I would be comfortable with what you want to do. Don’t just assume you are entitled to do it. Because, unless I actually say you can, you do not have my consent, and are in fact, breaking the law. Please look at the following page for details of the wheel of consent, and why I use it.

I believe this clarifies my reasons as to why I work with specific men.

These are a source of constant annoyance. Please make sure you silence your mobile device, or turn it off when you arrive. I have some clients who have left their phones on, and insisted they stay next to them. Alarms and alert tones, ring tones, twitters, squeaks or whatever, is extremely distracting.

The result? Their massage gets ruined, because it’s interrupted. Numerous times. I become unsettled, because the unexpected noises pull me right out of the meditative state I entered when I began the massage.

I switch mine off, so that you are not disturbed. You’d be very sore at me if I left it on.

Urgent matters needing your attention means that you are in the wrong frame of mind for massage, and you will not relax properly. Anything pressing should be out of the way. Please switch it off. Thank you.

My studio is based in Acton, in the borough of Ealing, in West London. It’s in Birkbeck Road. The post code is W3 6BG.

For the purposes of discretion, the actual house number/ name will be disclosed when you make an appointment, and confirm it. The address is visible on the footer ( the large blue area, right at the bottom of every web page on the site). Hopefully, this answer should help with that.

I’m available only by appointment, 7 days a week, from 09:00 am until 10:30 pm, and the last massage of the day should be finished no later than midnight. Later appointments than midnight are by arrangement only, and will incur additional costs. Please inquire for details. My availability information is also on the contact page.

I work by appointment only, even though my hours are between 9:00am and 10:30 pm. I am very often emailed, sent a text message, or called, asking if I have immediate availability.  I’m not able to offer short notice appointments. This is because I may already be doing a massage.  In this case, you won’t get an immediate reply to a message.

Similarly, if you call me, you’ll go straight through to my voicemail. My phone is always silenced prior to starting, and always during a massage, to avoid disturbance.

I consider my clients at the centre of the Universe when they are paying for my time. To have any form of disturbance would be anathema to me or them.  As always, I’ll respond as soon as possible when I next become available.

It’s always better to check your schedule in good time, and try to book at least a day or so in advance of when you’d like an appointment for.  If you don’t, sadly, I can’t guarantee you’ll be seen when you wish to be. Please give this some thought.

Realistically, I need as much notice as possible. Many book at least a day or so before. Even then, the time an appointment is needed might not be available, because it’s already been taken. It’s how appointments go, sometimes, unfotunately.

If you’re lucky, you might be able to book an hour or so before, though this is rare. With massage, like anything else, you need to strike while the iron’s hot.

When you choose to book your appointment is in your control, within reason. However, if you contact me at 4 pm, expecting to be seen 15 to 20 minutes later, you’ve unfortunately left it too late.

There’s nothing you need to bring with you. Apart from yourself, and your massage fee ( unless you’ve paid into the bank already). I have a shower for you to use if you need to, as well as a fresh laundered towel. 
I provide the massage oil ( a 50% blend of odourless Coconut and Rice Bran, heated to 42 degrees in a warmer). There’s also black coffee, or herbal teas, and plenty of filtered water.

Yes, you can. I actually prefer you to shower when you arrive, if you haven’t already. Some men can be really sweaty and clammy, especially when they’ve just left work. It’s important for all the massage I offer, since it’s very intimate. You need to ensure you’re intimate areas are squeaky clean, especially cock, sack and crack.

The massage I offer is sensual. It’s all designed by a man, for men. Have a read about what I do, and watch some of the videos. It’ll give you a good picture of what I do. If you don’t know what sensual is, and might like to find out, it might be an idea to find out either online or having a look in a dictionary for the correct definition.

My prices are shown on the pricing page, inside a rather sexy table. Failing that, they’re also shown in huge purple boxes with white text. To save your time navigating to it, I’ve copied the style and price table for you below. The services I provide are aimed at solvent men.

Please note that these premium services are not available to students. Likewise, if you aren’t able to afford the prices, there’s a very well known saying- if you have to ask the price, you can’t afford it.  Anyone who thinks these prices don’t apply to them, are, sadly, barking up the wrong tree. If you are not solvent, you should not be contacting me in the first place.

As I’m a self-employed massage practitioner, who doesn’t employ anyone else, that could be difficult. The pictures and videos show me doing what I love most. So you’ll only be able to choose me.

If you don’t like how I look, that’s unfortunate. There are no other masseurs, or masseuses, to choose from, apart from my competitors. You might, perhaps, try a more specific search term, if you’re looking for someone who doesn’t have my characteristics.

There are pictures of me on the website, but, for some reason, some can’t seem to find them. There’s a picture of me on the home page, and the about page.

There is also one of me in this section, if you want to see it.

No. Massage is by appointment only. It’s not a drop-in service. There’s no waiting room. It’s a private studio, in a Victorian house, which happens to be one of 8 apartments.
This is why I’m discreet, and prefer to keep it that way.

When I’m busy, my phone is silenced, which avoids disturbing massage in progress. The buzzer is silenced, for the same reason.  If you turn up, without first arranging an appointment, you risk wasting your time. 
When I’ve done my scheduled appointments, I love spending time weight-training at the gym, and also love walking long distances in clement weather, when appointments allow.

Please don’t attend your appointment earlier than 10 to 15 minutes. Appointments are arranged so you can have time set aside just for you. That time is sacred. 

For the sake of privacy and discretion, I would be worried about you meeting a previous client when he’s on his way out. It is potentially embarrassing for everyone. 

I pride myself on using discretion, and appreciate the same in others. 10 to 15 minutes early is quite reasonable enough. 
I don’t arrange back to back sessions, because I need to do the necessary cleaning and preparation between clients, and have time for a decent break. A shower, and time needed to be spiritually ready before someone arrives, is equally important.

If you let me know 24 hours in advance, then it might be possible. Bear in mind, there are other clients besides you, who may have booked already. You need to respect this. 24 hours before is the best time to let me know if you can’t attend an appointment. It’s rarely possible to change an appointment on the day it falls. I try to be flexible, but only if existing appointments permit. 

Cancelling 5 or 10 minutes before your appointment suggests you didn’t really want the massage in the first place, and it’s unlikely you’ll reschedule it. It does, unfortunately, prevent someone else from booking. So please bear in mind, if you cancel at the last minute, it will prejudice you if you choose to book in the future. It’s classed as a no-show, and is, sadly, a complete waste of time.

This is available for a premium price. It needs to cover the cost of turning other clients away in order to take the time to travel to you, and back to my studio, after your massage. Some are reluctant to do this, in which case, I can choose to not do so, if it isn’t viable. 

I offered this many years ago. Unfortunately, there were a plethora of men who derived entertainment from wasting time in various ways. So, I decided, I offer outcalls, only for the right price, and if they are paid for, into my bank account, in advance. 
It’ll work out quite pricey, and the latest outcall appointment would be 7:30 pm.

Please be patient. When I’m doing a massage, the phone is silent, and I’m not available. 

You wouldn’t want your massage experience shattered by a sudden ringtone, so my phone is silenced before I begin. When my client has left, I switch it back to normal. I will do my best to respond, as soon as circumstances allow. 
Night time calls can’t be answered, because the phone is scheduled to be silent from 10:30 pm through until 07:00 am. If you would care to leave me a short message, including your name and number, I’ll call you next morning if safe to do so.I do not return calls from international or long distance numbers.

I’m often asked questions about sex. Whilst I recognise I work with your sexual energy, the massage is not intended to be an opportunity to indulge in sex. Sexual expectations (what I call Sexpectations) create anxiety. There should be no expectation that you, or me, has to perform. That completely undermines what I am trying to achieve. Massage is supposed to be purely about touch, and the safety associated with touch.

I’m always conscious of your boundaries. Like you, I have boundaries as well. If you feel you are entitled to ‘Take’ ( by that, I refer to taking liberties), please do me the kindness of asking my permission first. Not doing so is theft, and can be very exhausting. I would never dream of taking liberties with you, without your permission. Things like that wouldn’t be enjoyable for you, and you’d never come back. If you need clarification, send me an email.

If I’m busy, my phone is silent. I don’t like text alert tones, any more than ringtones, while I’m massaging. My clients pay for my time, which is as sacred to me as it is to them. If you’re expecting an immediate reply, you might be disappointed. I do my best to respond when I’m next available.

Should this be the case, please let me know, and I’ll help all I can. It might also be helpful for me to post it as a question and answer topic to help other website visitors. Please confine any question to genuine, appropriate topics, and avoid asking personal questions.

Yes, indeed it can, as long as you follow any instructions I give during the massage, and allow your body to enjoy the succour of what I do. You must allow yourself to be fully self-aware and not be unduly distracted, otherwise it might not work.

It has a lot to do with your ability to truly relax. Many men fear that they’ll cum quickly, so they stop, rather than relaxing into the joy, and the energising benefits it can bring to have full body orgasms without ejaculating.

The online chat facility is there to help you, when I’m online, and available to assist you. I’m not available 24/7, so you’ll need to wait for a response.
The chat widget is JavaScript powered, which means, it initially pops up automatically. Unless I’m online, and signed in, it’ll prompt you to send an offline message, or email.
I have no way of knowing who you are when you chat, unless you choose to enter this information.
Some men are very offended, because I don’t recognise who they are. The chat widget doesn’t reveal your name or phone number. It isn’t even accurate about your location. Please be polite, and remember, you’re speaking to me, not a robot.Please keep your questions appropriate. It is not designed for arranging dinner-dates, or asking me personal questions.

Yes, absolutely. You probably found this website, because you searched for what I offer. 
It shows up for unique, long tail keyword search terms, because I want it to be discreet as well. 
It can’t be found for generic massage search terms, because it would be quite irrelevant, unless someone is looking for something I offer, of course.
Some men worry that my neighbours know what I do. They are, actually, blissfully unaware. This is very important, because I work from home. 

Nobody has the slightest idea why you’re here, or what you may be indulging in. So please don’t worry about being embarrassed. I certainly won’t be saying anything to anyone. 😊

The studio is primarily massage space, hence it’s lavish atmosphere. Without it, I’d have no home. After that, it’s my living space. 

I’m just as cautious as you are about keeping my massage low key. That’s another reason I prefer to use the partial address on the website. To put it all would be careless. I don’t like to think someone would turn up unexpectedly for a massage, especially during the night. 

Birkbeck Road is a one-way street, approached from Uxbridge Road only. It leads to either a left, or right, turn at the top end into Churchfield Road. If you take a right, there’s a level crossing barrier for the London overground Station, Acton Central, which may cause a block while trains are due to leave or arrive. 

If you need to get back to Uxbridge Road, take a left at the top of Birkbeck Road, keep your eyes peeled for Sainsbury’s on the left, then take a left immediately after, going down Alfred Road. 

This takes you back to Uxbridge Road, where you can head left, towards Shepherd’s Bush, or right, towards Ealing Broadway. 

There are some payable parking spaces, at the lower and upper ends of the road. 

The larger part is parking permit only. It’s restricted from 09:30 am until 5:30 pm. After 5:30 pm you’re safe, the only difficulty then may be finding a space. 

Unfortunately, there is no off street parking available.