Prices and making appointments

Massage pricing

My services are aimed at solvent men only, and the prices are non-negotiable. As a business, I don’t offer favours.

Please ensure you check the prices below before contacting me to arrange an appointment. Some men appear rather shocked when I tell them what the prices are. So, kindly, look at the prices first..

Black Friday Prices (valid until the end of the month):

Sensual Gay Massage
1 hour £150 £100
1.5 hours £200 £140
2 hours £250 £180

Deep Tissue Sensual Massage
1.5 hours £200 £140
2 hours £250 £180

Sensual Circle Massage
1.5 hours £200 £140
2 hours £250 £180
2.5 hours £300 £220

Kashmiri Massage
1.5 hours £200 £140
2 hours £250 £180

Gay Tantric Massage
1.5 hours £200 £140
2 hours £250 £180

Payment options

I accept bank transfers, cash or postal orders.

Due to the adult nature of my business (providing an adult massage service), I am no longer able to process any card payments. I once used iZettle. It was fine, back in the day. That is, until, unfortunately, they merged with Paypal. They now refuse to offer card payment services for the business. My account was rescinded, and the reader deactivated.

50% deposit

You will need to pay 50% of the massage fee in advance as part of the booking process. This is in order to secure your massage appointment. I cannot take bookings without it.

This can be done as a bank transfer (please ask me for my bank details), a postal order or cash.

Any cash or postal order fees can be placed in an envelope and discreetly put through my letterbox or posted. Please contact me for my full address.

When I’ve receive your fee, in whichever fashion, I will send you a quick text or email to let you know it’s been safely received.

If the fee isn’t received, and or cleared in good time, the appointment will be void, and will not go ahead.

I’m sometimes challenged, by some men, who have joint accounts with partners, expecting me to waive this fee. This I will not do under any circumstances.

For those who try making excuses, you’re wasting your time and mine. Kindly don’t do it. Thank you. Much appreciated.

Cancelations

If you cancel late (less than 48 hours prior to the agreed appointment time), your fee will be held for you to rebook within a period of 6 weeks. After this time, it cannot be returned.

Making appointments

My services are available Monday to Saturday from 8:30 am to 8:30 pm.

I work privately and by appointment only. I don’t offer a drop-in service like you might get at a barber’s shop. By making appointments, I can structure the day properly so that I know where I am and you know where you are.

NB: Anyone who has a hotmail email account, whether its a dot com or dot uk, I am unable to reply to your email from this email address. This is due to Microsoft’s content policy, and I cannot reply from this server because Microsoft has blocked it.

In this case, please send to my private email address, Steve.barnes63@gmail.com

Please arrange your massage appointment well in advance.

I’m often busy, so please arrange your appointment with me well in advance. If you contact me about same day availability, it is unlikely that I’ll be able to see you. I may already be booked for the time slot you preferred. This is precisely the reason why I need as much notice as possible.

Most important of all, I don’t work in a manner that would treat anybody as though they’re on a conveyor belt.

My service is of a very special, warm, gentle, sensual and nurturing nature. That can’t be done in a hurry. I never compromise on giving my clients the quality time they deserve. To that end, I will not rush.

Before booking, I ask you to observe the following

Check that you’re someone I’d like working with. Are we a good fit? I have details about this on the questions and answers page, it’s in your best interests to read it. Sometimes, I don’t feel the right connection with somebody. Connection is a chemical bond between two people, it cannot be determined by a conversation over the phone or via message in any form.

Please don’t assume I’ll have a good connection with you, just because you might find me attractive or think that I should.

This massage is very intense. It can cause your heart to pound and race quite rapidly. This is because it’s capable of causing extreme states of arousal. It can make you feel very light headed, possibly giddy and quite faint as well.

Who is the massage not suitable for?

For this reason, this massage is unsafe for anyone classified as clinically obese. Anyone who has any circulatory disorders, or a BMI of 28 or higher.

If you are elderly, for the same reasons, your body would be unlikely to cope with the intensity. I have done this form of massage for elderly men before, they were often worried that it would kill them. So it’s best avoided in this case. Additionally, the stairs are extremely steep and may be a challenge for some to climb up or down.

The same applies with regards to being on prescribed medication for any heart, circulatory, lung, or other conditions.

This massage is unsuitable if:

  • You are simply looking for sex.
  • You wish to indulge in fantasies or role play.
  • You have any untreated STI.
  • Have a contagious or infectious skin condition (ie cellulitis, warts, herpes or shingles).
  • Cold or flu symptoms, or upset stomach.
  • Corona virus symptoms.
  • 115kg or above, or BMI of 28 or greater. If most weight is lean muscle mass, and you’re a healthy, gentle giant, or bodybuilder, then you’ll be absolutely fine.
  • Are elderly, considered frail.
  • Unsteady on your feet
  • Have any prosthetic limbs or ambulant difficulty. The stairs are very steep, space-saving ones, and, if you are unsteady on your feet, these will be a challenge, more so when going down them than up.

If you are not sure, please get a medical check-up with your doctor first.

Check your schedule properly

Have you allowed enough time for your massage? If you’re in a rush, it’s not going to work. You won’t relax properly. Please consider the amount of time you can dedicate to your massage, including your travel time. I don’t visit houses or hotels, so you need to check my location properly before getting in touch. Somebody in London recently transferred a 50% deposit into my bank, only for it to be transferred back again. Simply because they didn’t bother to check my location relative to theirs. It’s in your own best interest.

I’m very patient and dedicated. If you’re flustered, on edge, always rushing about, or have your mind on other matters, you won’t get the best from your session. In cases like these, no matter how hard I work, in an attempt to please you, you won’t appreciate it.

Please check my post-code (BA16 0AT) relative to yours, by using this Radius From Postcode Link. It’ll take you to a web page where you can enter my post-code. This website will then give your distance in approximate miles to my postcode. I hope you’ll find it helpful.

Massage costs

Black Friday Prices:

Prices range from £150 £100 for 1 Hour to £300 £220 for 2.5 hours depending on your needs. Appointments require 50% of the massage fee paid in advance. Full details here.

Black Friday has arrived early, for an extended period! Take advantage of them while they last. These prices are a veritable snip compared to the usual rates!

Loyalty cards are stamped for you on each session. When you’ve got your card stamped 9 times, your 10th massage is free of charge!

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