Over the years, I’ve had a lot of time wasted by men who have booked massage, then not turned up. It’s prevented me doing other things I needed or wanted to do and it’s prevented other men having a massage too.

I think you’ll agree, that this is disrespectful and unfair. It costs money and wastes the time spent in preparation. Nothing will give that lost time back.

The 50% deposit is the only way to ensure someone will definitely attend their appointment.

If a guy REALLY wants to have massage with me, then he’ll find a way of getting the deposit to me. Genuine guys never have issue with deposits.

I get asked a lot about my personal details. What I do with other clients, during a massage, is strictly confidential.

I’m happy for you to contact me using WhatsApp. This gives you more options to contact me than by using text, email, phone or by sending a message with the online form.

I try to respond on WhatsApp whenever I can. Though it shows me as online when I’m connected to WiFi, I may not respond immediately if I’m doing a massage or occupied in some other way. I don’t answer WhatsApp voice calls because the call quality isn’t sufficiently acceptable for the entire conversation to be clear.

When you contact me on WhatsApp, please let me know you’ve seen my website so that we’re on the same page.

FYI: I’m not into sexting and will not get into inane, inappropriate or personal details. Everything about me can be found on the website.

In order that you get the very best massage its usually best for there to be a good, strong, connection between masseur and client.

For me, a good fit is massaging fit men, ideally between 21-50 years of age and in great physical shape. I’m particularly attracted to, and especially enjoy, massaging guys who are sporty and are dedicated fitness enthusiasts.

There are several who spring to mind:

• Athletes
• Dancers
• Gymnasts
• Cyclists
• Runners
• Footballers
• Rugby players
• Bodybuilders
• Boxers
• Martial-Arts Enthusiasts
• Swimmers
• Personal Trainers

I like you to have a great sense of humour. I have a very quirky sense of humour. So, if you have too, you’ll find we’ll be even more connected. Similarities and things in common, especially a sense of humour are great because it means we’re on the same page.

Laughter is good for the soul – there’s few sounds as lovely as laughter. A great sense of humour is like a form of escape. So I love it when you have a positive, sunny disposition because it lights everyone’s lives up and it makes you really special.

I particularly like men who are confident with themselves. Being confident is part of your identity. Being yourself is good. You’d have a very hard time being someone you’re not! Be human and fallible and be very real.

There are few places where you can really be yourself these days and, surprisingly, it can be quite difficult with certain people. I prefer you to be yourself, and I encourage you to be yourself, so you get the most from your time with me. That way, I can be myself too.

You can be of any ethnicity. If you’re open to new experiences, with an open heart and an open mind, you will have the best massage.

Generally, most guys have great personal hygiene. However, I appear to have a large number of men coming for sensual/intimate massage, who are NOT adequately clean enough in their intimate areas. This is extremely disrespectful. It has, sadly, reached a point where I’ve had no choice but to address it directly.

I’m aware it’s a rant, but had to be done. If you might be offended by what I’m saying about personal hygiene, then you need to re-evaluate what you believe good personal hygiene involves.

Please arrive shower fresh

It is both unsafe and extremely unpleasant, to be expected to massage anyone who smells of strong stale odours. This is particularly off-putting. Worst of all, smells from a dirty backside or any poo present, are likely to cause contamination of my facilities. It should not be necessary for me to have to clean you.

It’s not much to ask. Thank you.

These can be a source of annoyance. Please make sure you silence your mobile device or turn it off when you arrive. I have some clients who have left their phones on and insisted they stay next to them. Alarms and alert tones, ring tones, twitters, squeaks or whatever, are extremely distracting.

The result, their massage gets ruined because it’s interrupted. Numerous times. I become unsettled because the unexpected noises pull me right out of the meditative state I entered when I began the massage.

I always switch mine off, so that you are not disturbed.

Urgent matters needing your attention means that you are in the wrong frame of mind for massage and you will not relax properly. Anything pressing should be out of the way.

Please switch your phone off. Thank you.

Appointments will only be confirmed when I receive a 50% deposit.

This can be done by:

a) Bank transfer

b) Cash in an envelope, in advance and posted or put through my letter box, if you need to be discreet.

c) Postal order a postal order can be sent to my address. This needs to be done well in advance of your appointment to allow funds to clear.

I work by appointment only and my working hours are between 8:30 am and 8:30 pm. I don’t offer short notice appointments because the 50% deposit needs to be paid prior to any appointment being accepted. Short notice doesn’t allow for this.

Full details about this can be found on the prices and making appointments page.

Realistically, I need as much notice as possible. Many book at least a week or so beforehand. Even then, a time an appointment is needed for may not be available because it’s already been taken. It’s how appointments go. The more notice, the better. With massage, like anything else, you need to strike while the iron’s hot.

When you choose to book your appointment is in your control, within reason.

Bear in mind, as well, you will need to pay a 50% non-returnable deposit before your booking is valid. I’ve had far too much of my time wasted by disingenuous people that love pretending they want a massage but have no intention of attending. No deposit = no booking.

The massage I offer is sensual. It’s all designed by a man, for men. Have a read about what I do, and watch some of the videos. It’ll give you a good picture of what I do. If you don’t know what sensual is, I suggest you either look online, or have a look in a dictionary, for the correct definition.

I can massage couples. However, there are one or two points to be born in mind.

The studio is very small. Space is therefore restricted. It’s not physically possible to massage both of you at the same time. That would result in a very unsatisfying massage. I dedicate my energy toward one person at a time.

Importantly, I’m not the third person in a threesome. I’m not a swinger and don’t become involved in this manner. If that’s what you’re looking for, I don’t provide it.

I do, however, provide sensual massage training and coaching for couples. This does come at a very high price. Otherwise it’s simply not worth doing. Please get in touch for details if desired. This training and coaching isn’t just aimed at guys, it can equally be applied to straight couples. So get in touch if you want to improve your bedroom skills.